Prince Addo
Software Wizardry
Feb 15, 2025The miasmic sour smell of finished red-bulls lingers in the air
This is a different type of war
Click-click-click-clack-clack (x64)
The reds dance harmoniously on the board like the Rockettes
A stream of tokens that when compiled will inevitably throw some exception
But still they flux
Neurons firing precisely like a bullet shot by Dikec
All aimed at something
The mission is closing issues and moving stories to Ready for Acceptance
Yet there's more...
Nevermind that, the code must go on
Schussing down happy path blazingly fast
Build errors, out-dated packages, dependency graphs that look route tables at an ISP
The dragon is eventually slain
Out of it's carcass rises Father Time in 3" shorts and
Rainbow Oakley's worn backwards rested on the brim of a Ciele hat
His mysteries will drain hours from your life in an instant
Stopping him with some breakpoints will do the job
Specification has been reached
No interpreter can express the magnificence of this output
The final `./a.out`
Busses freighted with orchestras that play to the movement of the invisible hand holding a baton
Bytes moving from registers to ALUs back to registers in nanoseconds
Cache hits like Babe Ruth
Dopamine floods the nervous system
A wizard has been made